Sun Allergy??

You know you're staying way too much indoors when you become like a confused and dazed old fool when you step outside for awhile when the sun is shining. I admit it, I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT. It's summer but.....why don't I feel the urge to go out to bask in the sun's glow???

When I stepped on the roofdeck, the sun was shining in its full glory. I, like having a allergy, reacted with squinting my eyes like there was no tomorrow and gasping breaths (like I was dying or something). These are the scenarios that might have followed:

• Hiss because my skin is sizzling and turning into ashes
• Cover my blody with my cape and run off for cover
• Go into a trance and declare "I see the light!!"
• Screech, melt and become ooze
• Become millions of bats and fly off into the night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, my sun exposure isn't that perfect. The whole morning, my time is devoted to the tv and computer while come afternoon, I'm found in my bed sleeping till the sun is hiding in the lofty horizon. Then, I'll wake up and become a bat!!!!!!!!!!

I will become a sunworshipper soon. I will soak in Vitamin D like my life depended on it. But right now......can someone get me an aspirin and some shades???