Hibernation and World Domination

I am paying tribute to this wonderful piece of metal and gear called the airconditioner (praise!praise!all sing praise!!). What a help it can be in these hot summer months called summer.

For the past weeks, I have increasingly spent quality time NOT in front of the tv but in a cool and heat-hating place called my room with an airconditioner. I don't want to leave that north pole! I want to stay and freeze there with my glass of lemonade and my good book. But, yes, (my) creature comforts have to be satisfied. So, once in awhile, I go out and enter...the burning core of the sun.

Oh but I have a plan! I just watched a Discovery Channel program a long, long time ago that focused on hibernating bears somewhere in the frigid zones. And suddenly, out of my musings in my bed, I had an idea. So that I will NEVER leave my Aspens, I will.....HIBERNATE (I am sooooo good!!!!).

How, you ask, would I make this absurd (puny mortal!) plan come true?!?!? Snivelling copperfreak! I will hibernate because I can hibernate! And if I do, I will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!(after.....3 months?????)

My hiber-SENSATION plan: (ssh...do not DARE imitate)

I will go to the mall's grocery center and get everything essential there (mr. chips, tropicana and water). After I get everything essential, I buy a new pillow and pillow sheet and buy every book I find interesting (3 months is a very loooong time to hibernate). I go home and make myself bloatingly fat with some of the essentials and 3 servings of breakfast, lunch and dinner and enter the iced zone of my room.

Then I sleep. When I wake up, I eat and read. Then sleep. I will lock the door and make sure it's made out of some VERY thick and hard material with only me having the key. And I'll continue to sleep, and eat and read...and eat, and read and sleep.....and read and sleep and eat.........until.......

3 months! I'll alarm my phone for the end of summer heat. Extremely bloated, diabetic, sneezing, coughing and carrying many of the deadliest disease in my body, I go out of the snowing room (which by then has evolved to the Mesozoic Era.....containing mini dinosaurs???). And, I'll go back to being a normal, human (bear) being (if i don't die in my hibernation months or get shocked by the change of temperature and rushed to the hospital or grow bored and open the door to summer or the airconditioner is fully on forever or I don't get killed by the dinosaurs inhabiting my mini-planet).

Hahaha!!!I'll survive the summer heat and RULE THE WORLD (or nation)!!!!!Because by then, everyone would be so tired and cranky from the prickly heat. And there I would be amidst World War III saying something like this....

Dodong: I will kill you, Ondong because it's so hot! (Dodong is a politician)

Ondong: Not if I kill you first! (Ondong is a scientist who failed to solve global warming)

*knives are drawn. just when D&O are about to strike.......

Me: STOP IN THE NAME OF AIRCONDITONERS!I am here to rule the world!

*Dodong and Ondong bow down and make me the president*

Ha! Foolish mortals! Because of my ingenious plan, I am the President! And just because I watch tv.

I am so good.